Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Ugly Chair

I have the ugly chair at work. I love it. Nobody tries to steal my chair because all they can see are the ripped armrests and worn seat. They see that it's not new and shiny like everybody else's chairs.

Well, joke's on you, everyone else! This chair is amazing. It's way less uncomfy than the shiney new chairs with zero back support. Yeah, it looks like crap, and that's just fine with me because it means nobody will sit it in. Because I'd hate for someone else to realize how awesome this chair is.

Suckers.